Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Aside: You say CLIPPERS ...

... I say CHIPPERS.
I'm sure that, before you found this site, you had to wade through lots of Google links for the Los Angeles Clippers and various pieces of personal grooming equipment. So I wondered if a more distinctive acronym could be squeezed out of Chronic Lymphocytic Inflammation with Pontine Perivascular Enhancement Responsive to Steroids. Fortunately, there are many web-sites out there to help with forming acronyms. I used Acronym Creator which worked pretty well.

As I used the same words which make up CLIPPERS as input, some of the results are quite contrived, or don't use all of the terms properly. Still, some of the better ones (which I have adapted slightly) were:

CHIPPERS     Chronic lympHocytic Inflammation with Pontine Perivascular Enhancement Responsive to Steroids
CRIPES       ChRonic lymphocytic Inflammation with Pontine perivascular Enhancement responsive to Steroids 
CaLIPERS     Chronic Lymphocytic Inflammation with Pontine perivascular Enhancement Responsive to Steroids
CHIMERaS     CHronic lymphocytic  InflaMmation with Pontine perivascular Enhancement Responsive to Steroids
fLaPPERS     chronic  Lymphocytic inflammation with Pontine Perivascular Enhancement Responsive to Steroids
CaROLINES     ChROnic Lymphocytic INflammation with pontine perivascular Enhancement responsive to Steroids
CyCLOPS     ChroniC LymphOcytic inflammation with Pontine perivascular enhancement responsiv to Steroids
CavaLIERS     Chronic Lymphocytic Inflammation with pontine perivascular Enhancement Responsive to Steroids

Perhaps inevitably, none of these trip off the tongue quite as well as CLIPPERS. So we are probably stuck with it, at least until someone renames it Pittock-Keegan Syndrome ....

Read other articles in this series at Living With CLIPPERS.

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